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Super Seven Secret Society 2017 Memberships

 

Deep within the darkest reaches of a forbidden forest, an overgrown path winds through the gnarled trees. Those who possess a secret map may find their way through the woods to a hidden lodge. Those who possess the required arcane knowledge may gain entry to the lodge and join the ranks of the mystical Super Seven Secret Society, a name only whispered cautiously among a trusted few. What mysterious delights and lost knowledge reside inside the ancient lodge? How can the lodge be found in the haunted mists of the profane forest? If you manage to live long enough to reach the door, how will you ever get inside? Your only choice:

JOIN THE SUPER SEVEN SECRET SOCIETY!

The dead tell no tales, loose lips sink ships, and each and every member of this covert coven of collectors is sworn to a Double Secret Death-Oath. Only scant details of the SSSS's private privileges have been divulged, at the cost of the lives of those foolish enough to betray their brethren. Rumor has it:

  • Membership is granted on an annual basis.
  • Members are entrusted with a minimum of two precious idols known only to initiates.
  • While inside the lodge members must dress in uniform. The requisite apparel is provided to new recruits.
  • Membership has its privileges! The SSSS need only provide proof of membership in good standing for access only dreamt of by outsiders.

  • New recruits will be considered beginning in the dead of night on April 28 through May 19. A membership fee of $125 per person will be assessed. Once the recruitment period ends, the door to the lodge will be shut, all maps to the lodge destroyed, and all interested parties shall be turned away.

    Visit www.super7store.com beginning on 4/28 to join... If you dare!

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